If you rely on the Wilderness Press map of Big Sur, as I do, you probably flashed a wry smile as you read the title of this post. There are untold numbers of no-name jeep-track trails off Route 1 along the Big Sur coast. I've wanted to check out the jeep track heading up to Boronda Ridge for many months, and a
recent post by a guy whose adventures generally blow my mind only heightened that enthusiasm. The trailhead is a slight pullout just south of the Coast Gallery, big enough for a half dozen cars.
Do not attempt this route unless you enjoy, or at least tolerate, vertical terrain. A poetic post on the
Ventana Wilderness Forums quips "
This hike was so steep it made me want to gouge my eyeballs out with a grapefruit spoon."
I had a slightly different problem: this hike was so stunning, my eyeballs were popping out of my head. No grapefruit spoon required. At times you feel like you could swan dive off the trail, and land in the Pacific. Despite the fundamental jeep track nature of this trail, there are a few sections of luscious single track:
Towards the top, the jeep track dies away entirely and its just a thread of bare dirt flowing over the grassy spines of the ridge. The ocean, at this point, is probably 2500' (~770 meters) below. If you squint you can see two tiny hikers tracing that bare dirt:
The trail eventually relaxes onto the ridge line, at the Timber Top Camp. A nice enough spot to rest your head, though the nearby water tank is bone dry. A horse trough had some slimy ooze that could probably be consumed if one were truly desperate.
We headed off to the SE through a meadow of wild flowers, in search of the Coast Ridge Road:
...which we quickly found, along with a fair number of red velvet ants. I later learned that these are actually wasps, with a strong enough sting (female only) that they are nicknamed "cow killer."
From the Coast Ridge Road one can look east and see the Ventana peaks (and Aaron),
or look west(ish) and see all the way to the Fiji:
We camped that night at Cold Spring. As a camp, its not much to write home about, though Aaron found a tranquil grassy patch a bit farther down the trail with room enough for the tents. As a water source, well, its worth writing home about. For starters, there is a large metal tank over the spring. OK, sure. But then, WTF, Forest Service? A veritable Rube Goldberg array of plumbing emerges from the tank. Rigid tubes, flexible tubes, levers, valves with no handles, valves with rusted handles, the obligatory horse trough with a layer of slime on the bottom... and then the kicker: a big, ancient stencil on the side of the tank: "NON POTABLE."
To my eyes, this was the equivalent of stenciling "CAVEAT EMPTOR" on a used car windshield. To the rest of our crew, it was the equivalent of tattooing "DON'T DRINK THE FUCKING WATER!!!" on the forehead of a corpse.
Naturally, the iodine tabs, chlorine tabs, and ceramic water filter were all safely stowed in the trunk of the car. Why bring important stuff when its soo much easier to forget it?
I surveyed the situation. ping! The tank is mostly empty, but Cold Spring is clearly springing: the gurgling of the water (inside the tank) is easy to hear. I later learned
I wasn't the only one puzzled by the non potable marking. As I write this, I am reminded of the silent bet between me and my trail companions: will I, or will I not, become violently ill from the several liters of untreated water I greedily consumed? Was I, or was I not unduly influenced by the seductive simplicity of Edward Abbey's logic: "if you live in a country in which the water is unfit to drink, its probably a sign that you should piss off and find a new country." [quote undoubtedly butchered, with the exception of "piss off," I'm certain he wrote that bit].
I love this country, I'm drinking the damn water! It has been a bit over 48 hours since contact. I think I'm winning :)
Just in case, Alexandra and I posed for a stately, old-time, last portrait:
followed by grilled pork (canned fish for the non-pork-eating contingent), wine, sunset,
The next morning we retraced our route back to the car. At the top of the ridge, Jay and Alison silently reminded us that sitting, like sleep, is for the week:
When we got back to Timber Top, I felt stuck. Unable to move. While my companions trickled down towards civilization, I lay down in the grass at the top of the ridge and watched the bees zip about. At some point, I began to wonder how quickly I could descend from the ridge. A kilometer high, to a bit above sea level, in about four miles. Could I do it in less than half an hour? It turns out I could. Never mind that at work the next day I needed the hand railings in order to descend the stairs ;p
Every great trip should end with a great meal. If it comes with a view (not shown, but awesome) and cold drinks too, so much the better.